Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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