He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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