is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
