Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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