hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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