i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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