You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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