Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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