you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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