One girl and one boy is just not enough.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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