There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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