ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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