every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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