I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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