weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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