well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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