i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
