I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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