i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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