so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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