Don't you send me to vm
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Randomize