atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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