I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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