im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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