I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
where does the pee come out of this thing
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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