But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I want to have your abortion
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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