Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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