How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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