how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Randomize
