She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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