Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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