That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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