Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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