Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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