We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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