Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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