i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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