i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Never underestimate the power of titties
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