hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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