I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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