some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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