Don't you send me to vm
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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