I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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