Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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