Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I don't deserve a penis
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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