How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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