Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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