i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
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You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
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