1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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