Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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