Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I could fuck to npr.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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