in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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