Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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