My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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